Recording this event for posterity, on this 12th day of December, 2022:
Most of the FTX news from the preceding 24 hours had been all about how SBF was going to testify before Congress, and what would he say when testifying before Congress.
SBF will not be testifying before Congress. Because he's too busy. Being in prison.
I want to know what the charges will be. I mean, obviously it will be some species of fraud, but I'm dying to know the specifics. Admit it... you're dying to know, too.
Happy Monday!