So, that sure didn't take very long...

It wasn't even two weeks ago that Microsoft ended support for Windows 7 (for all except their biggest, richest Win7 customers, that is), claiming that we would never receive another update ever again. There was even a full-screen nag screen, because of fucking course there was. Blogs and tech news sites were full of nothing except doom and gloom for Win7 users, telling us all that the sky was falling, and only Windows 10 offered any shelter.

And so, naturally, Microsoft have already announced that they'll be issuing another patch for Windows 7 in February. Huzzah!