I just spotted both of these headlines on /., juxtaposed exactly this way:
I have only one question.
Actually, that's a lie. I don't just have one question. I have all the questions. But let's start with this one:
What the actual fuck, WhatsApp?
Seriously, how do you go directly from being fined two billion dollars for failing at security, to lecturing anybody at all about security? How can anyone be that fucking tone deaf?
Clearly, two billion dollars in fines wasn't enough to get the message across. Next time, SEC, maybe make it twenty billion. Because fuck these guys.
OK...
OK...
Now that I have that out of my system...
How was your day?